{"id":1054,"date":"2012-12-26T00:01:49","date_gmt":"2012-12-26T00:01:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=1054"},"modified":"2012-12-26T00:01:49","modified_gmt":"2012-12-26T00:01:49","slug":"am-i-wanted-by-the-american-government","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/12\/am-i-wanted-by-the-american-government\/","title":{"rendered":"Am I Wanted By the American Government?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have just sent this email to the Aerican Embassy in London.<br \/>\nYo Yanks!<br \/>\nI know you are fond of bombing people and extraditing people to the US for things they have done which are not illegal in their own country. I want to know if there is some stupid and obscure American law which I have violated in my ignorance which could one day result in my being locked up in an American prison for the rest of my life.<br \/>\nPlease reply as soon as possible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have just sent this email to the Aerican Embassy in London. Yo Yanks! I know you are fond of bombing people and extraditing people to the US for things they have done which are not illegal in their own &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/12\/am-i-wanted-by-the-american-government\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-h0","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1736,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/12\/the-average-american-is-subnormal\/","url_meta":{"origin":1054,"position":0},"title":"The Average American is Subnormal!","author":"taxicle","date":"December 28, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"The average IQ of an American is 98. 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