{"id":1213,"date":"2013-02-06T19:18:23","date_gmt":"2013-02-06T19:18:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=1213"},"modified":"2013-02-06T19:18:23","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T19:18:23","slug":"so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-horse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/02\/so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-horse\/","title":{"rendered":"So hungry I could eat a horse…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am not that hungry but I have probably<\/font> eaten a horse given all the horsemeat in the UK parading as beef and pork and chicken and lamb.
\nWe should be lucky they are not yet mixing our household rubbish into our processed meat and selling it as a recession buster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am not that hungry but I have probably eaten a horse given all the horsemeat in the UK parading as beef and pork and chicken and lamb. 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