{"id":1215,"date":"2013-02-07T09:49:30","date_gmt":"2013-02-07T09:49:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=1215"},"modified":"2013-02-07T09:49:30","modified_gmt":"2013-02-07T09:49:30","slug":"ipad-on-expenses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/02\/ipad-on-expenses\/","title":{"rendered":"IPad on expenses"},"content":{"rendered":"

As one of his last acts before resigning, disgraced mp, liar and perjurer Chris huhne has bought an iPad on expenses. The British public will be made to pay for it and if he has bought an airtime contract, for that too. Might turn out to be a bit of a waste all round though, cos he is going to prison, and will not be allowed to take it there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As one of his last acts before resigning, disgraced mp, liar and perjurer Chris huhne has bought an iPad on expenses. 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