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I was approaching a garage with two cars waiting to exit. I flashed them to go. I think the car behind was watching me and decided to go but the car in front decided not.
\nJust a small bump but enough to mean two new bumpers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was approaching a garage with two cars waiting to exit. I flashed them to go. I think the car behind was watching me and decided to go but the car in front decided not. 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