{"id":1338,"date":"2013-05-31T22:54:35","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T22:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=1338"},"modified":"2013-05-31T22:54:35","modified_gmt":"2013-05-31T22:54:35","slug":"pippa-clean-my-loo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/05\/pippa-clean-my-loo\/","title":{"rendered":"Pippa clean my loo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hear Pippa Middleton has set up some sort of domestic services company to take care of every household need, redesign and redecorate your house etc etc. I have nothing so grand in mind. If she can come around to clean my loo I will be very grateful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hear Pippa Middleton has set up some sort of domestic services company to take care of every household need, redesign and redecorate your house etc etc. I have nothing so grand in mind. 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