{"id":1376,"date":"2013-07-08T16:48:09","date_gmt":"2013-07-08T16:48:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=1376"},"modified":"2013-07-08T16:48:09","modified_gmt":"2013-07-08T16:48:09","slug":"urban-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/07\/urban-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Urban joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does this photo from a bin in bromley make you laugh?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2013\/07\/wpid-IMAG0150.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMAG0150.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2013\/07\/wpid-IMAG0150.jpg?w=640\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does this photo from a bin in bromley make you laugh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-mc","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1511,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/08\/why-does-the-today-programme-on-r4-need-a-live-studio-audience\/","url_meta":{"origin":1376,"position":0},"title":"Why does the today programme on r4 need a live studio audience","author":"taxicle","date":"August 24, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Who laugh at every pathetic joke? 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