{"id":1404,"date":"2013-07-16T18:37:54","date_gmt":"2013-07-16T18:37:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2013-07-16T18:37:54","modified_gmt":"2013-07-16T18:37:54","slug":"one-sort-if-mobile-phone-accident-may-be-no-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/07\/one-sort-if-mobile-phone-accident-may-be-no-more\/","title":{"rendered":"One Sort of Mobile Phone Accident May Be No More"},"content":{"rendered":"

The sort of accident that occurs when you wee on your phone. Apparently, instead of killing it, weeping othe next generation of phones could mean charging it. This is of special interest to me because several times while drunk I have got up in the middle of the night to wee on my phone in response to a text message.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The sort of accident that occurs when you wee on your phone. Apparently, instead of killing it, weeping othe next generation of phones could mean charging it. 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