{"id":1431,"date":"2013-07-23T17:12:23","date_gmt":"2013-07-23T17:12:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=1431"},"modified":"2013-07-23T17:12:23","modified_gmt":"2013-07-23T17:12:23","slug":"father-doing-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/07\/father-doing-well\/","title":{"rendered":"Father Doing Well?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is this one of the most pointless statements ever? All the Royal Useless Father had to do was turn up and say ‘push’.
\nActually he is hardly more use than the rest of the royal uselessnesses, none of who has ever invented, discovered or written anything useful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Is this one of the most pointless statements ever? All the Royal Useless Father had to do was turn up and say ‘push’. Actually he is hardly more use than the rest of the royal uselessnesses, none of who has … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-n5","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1435,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/07\/royal-couple-next-customers-for-wonga-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":1431,"position":0},"title":"Royal couple next customers for wonga?","author":"taxicle","date":"July 24, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Possibly in a sign of the trouble the country is in, it seems the royal couple, the Cambridges, cannot afford to buy their own toys for the royal baby and have had go begging in the streets from passers by. 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