{"id":1435,"date":"2013-07-24T16:57:59","date_gmt":"2013-07-24T16:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=1435"},"modified":"2013-07-24T16:57:59","modified_gmt":"2013-07-24T16:57:59","slug":"royal-couple-next-customers-for-wonga-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/07\/royal-couple-next-customers-for-wonga-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Royal couple next customers for wonga?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Possibly in a sign of the trouble the country is in, it seems the royal couple, the Cambridges, cannot afford to buy their own toys for the royal baby and have had go begging in the streets from passers by. One understanding sop gave them \u00a310. Begging in the streets is banned, except it seems, for members of the royal-down-and-out club who find themselves unable to subsist on their multi-million pound welfare allowance.<\/p>\n<p>Suggest wonga call them to offer them an easy short term cash loan to tide them over until their next injection of reddies from the taxpayer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Possibly in a sign of the trouble the country is in, it seems the royal couple, the Cambridges, cannot afford to buy their own toys for the royal baby and have had go begging in the streets from passers by. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/07\/royal-couple-next-customers-for-wonga-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-n9","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1163,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/01\/pay-5-56-to-borrow-1-for-one-day-on-wonga\/","url_meta":{"origin":1435,"position":0},"title":"Pay \u00a35.56 to borrow \u00a31 for one day on wonga","author":"taxicle","date":"January 23, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Nothing to do while running a script and I ked on one of those spammy ads Google's forces me to look at. 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It is one of my favourite programs. He is doing voiceovers to promote payday loans. Not the first celebrity to do these tacky things for money. Bruce Willis\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2052,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/04\/offer-of-financial-assistance\/","url_meta":{"origin":1435,"position":2},"title":"Offer of financial assistance","author":"taxicle","date":"April 20, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Just sent email to wonga. Listening to the news today, I heard that Wonga has lost \u00a338m in the past year. So distressed was I that I hunted around for all the loose pennies in my sofa and wardrobe and managed to scrape together 54p. 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