{"id":1438,"date":"2013-07-25T15:06:17","date_gmt":"2013-07-25T15:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=1438"},"modified":"2013-07-25T15:06:17","modified_gmt":"2013-07-25T15:06:17","slug":"stop-this-national-mourning-rubbish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/07\/stop-this-national-mourning-rubbish\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop This National Mourning Rubbish!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every time there is an accident and people die, or even just one well know person dies, people throw up their arms and run into the street screaming, and the government feels forced to announce a few days of national mourning.
\nWHAT A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!
\nStop your whining and get on with your lives, cos the dead won’t get buried etc etc if noone picks up a spade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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