{"id":1498,"date":"2013-08-19T10:52:47","date_gmt":"2013-08-19T10:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=1498"},"modified":"2013-08-19T10:52:47","modified_gmt":"2013-08-19T10:52:47","slug":"the-colour-of-your-underpants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/08\/the-colour-of-your-underpants\/","title":{"rendered":"The colour of your underpants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since google probably crossed the creepy line and knows what colour my underpants are, I have been thinking about what the colour of your underpants says about you.<br \/>\nRed &#8211; you get up a 6am regularly for a duel<br \/>\nBlue &#8211; you vote conservative and have wet dreams about Margaret Thatcher<br \/>\nBlack &#8211; you turn into a bat at midnight<br \/>\nPink &#8211; half blooded socialist<br \/>\nWhite &#8211; you are nobody<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since google probably crossed the creepy line and knows what colour my underpants are, I have been thinking about what the colour of your underpants says about you. Red &#8211; you get up a 6am regularly for a duel Blue &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/08\/the-colour-of-your-underpants\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-oa","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1488,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/08\/im-leaving-google\/","url_meta":{"origin":1498,"position":0},"title":"I&#8217;m leaving google","author":"taxicle","date":"August 17, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"I have been intimidated for ages about the thought of moving all my website accounts to my own email account and closing my google account, but with all the 'google getting close to the creepy line crap' lately, I have decided to do it. 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