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Tom Cruise: Can I have arrange a maths tutor?
\nMe: Sorry Tom. We don’t tutor short people.
\nAbrupt end to conversation.<\/p>\n

I thought this worth a blog post.<\/p>\n

Tom emailed me, maybe having read the above.
\nHey astarmathsandphysics.com, I didn’t request a tutor from you.<\/p>\n

You’re just bitter Tom. I mean shorty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tom Cruise: Can I have arrange a maths tutor? Me: Sorry Tom. We don’t tutor short people. Abrupt end to conversation. I thought this worth a blog post. Tom emailed me, maybe having read the above. 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