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My parents were neanderthal northern type who kept coal in the bath.<\/p>\n

They had no ambition of any type whatsoever.<\/p>\n

Their only interests – and that of everyone else in my family actually – were cars, beer, football and horses.<\/p>\n

Society has dispensed with them.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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