{"id":1626,"date":"2013-10-23T23:26:59","date_gmt":"2013-10-23T23:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/?p=1626"},"modified":"2014-07-14T21:11:38","modified_gmt":"2014-07-14T21:11:38","slug":"gypsies-in-the-dock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/10\/gypsies-in-the-dock\/","title":{"rendered":"Gypsies in the Dock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gypsies all over europe must be scared to take their children outside for fear of people looking to see if they are all the same colour and shade.<br \/>\nWhy don&#8217;t all gypsies paint themselves blue\/red\/green? If all the members of each family paint themselves the same colour, confusion leading to arrest can be eliminated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gypsies all over europe must be scared to take their children outside for fear of people looking to see if they are all the same colour and shade. Why don&#8217;t all gypsies paint themselves blue\/red\/green? If all the members of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/10\/gypsies-in-the-dock\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-qe","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":800,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/10\/descended-from-the-scum-of-the-earth\/","url_meta":{"origin":1626,"position":0},"title":"Descended From the Scum of the Earth","author":"taxicle","date":"October 21, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Apparently Smith is the most common surname for criminals and gypsies (I have great sympathy for gypsies and invite them to drink on my drive). 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