{"id":1669,"date":"2013-11-26T13:07:51","date_gmt":"2013-11-26T13:07:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/?p=1669"},"modified":"2013-11-26T13:07:51","modified_gmt":"2013-11-26T13:07:51","slug":"by-licking-the-plate-clean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/11\/by-licking-the-plate-clean\/","title":{"rendered":"By Licking the Plate Clean&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2013\/11\/2013-11-25-402.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1670\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/11\/by-licking-the-plate-clean\/2013-11-25-402\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2013\/11\/2013-11-25-402.jpg?fit=2448%2C3264&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2448,3264\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;E6-00&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1385406669&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;660&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.060005&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"2013-11-25-402\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2013\/11\/2013-11-25-402.jpg?fit=640%2C853&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1670\" alt=\"2013-11-25-402\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2013\/11\/2013-11-25-402.jpg?resize=640%2C853\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2013\/11\/2013-11-25-402.jpg?w=2448&amp;ssl=1 2448w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2013\/11\/2013-11-25-402.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2013\/11\/2013-11-25-402.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2013\/11\/2013-11-25-402.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2013\/11\/2013-11-25-402.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You extract maximum nutrional value and minimise housework.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You extract maximum nutrional value and minimise housework.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-qV","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2251,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/10\/govt-to-clean-up\/","url_meta":{"origin":1669,"position":0},"title":"Govt to clean up","author":"taxicle","date":"October 3, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"By making shopowners keep the street outside their shop clean. 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