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A baby in Kenya has just been sold for \u00a37, cheaper per kg than you can buy chicken in the UK. I am sure UK food manufacturers are watching the price of baby meat carefully, while searching for a replacement for the horsemeat they can’t feed us anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A baby in Kenya has just been sold for \u00a37, cheaper per kg than you can buy chicken in the UK. I am sure UK food manufacturers are watching the price of baby meat carefully, while searching for a replacement … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-rR","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1213,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/02\/so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-horse\/","url_meta":{"origin":1727,"position":0},"title":"So hungry I could eat a horse…","author":"taxicle","date":"February 6, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"I am not that hungry but I have probably eaten a horse given all the horsemeat in the UK parading as beef and pork and chicken and lamb. 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