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In true arrogant aristocrat style, the president of France, wary of any embarrassment that might be caused by his wife after he has been exposed having an affair, has had his wife spent to an asylum.
\nThis is how they still do things in France.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In true arrogant aristocrat style, the president of France, wary of any embarrassment that might be caused by his wife after he has been exposed having an affair, has had his wife spent to an asylum. 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