At the third time of asking, Santander have granted me a 123 credit card, giving up to 3% cashback on purchases, meaning I can save another \u00a3100 a year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
At the third time of asking, Santander have granted me a 123 credit card, giving up to 3% cashback on purchases, meaning I can save another \u00a3100 a year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-uy","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":78,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2010\/11\/i-cant-beat-sickipedia\/","url_meta":{"origin":1894,"position":0},"title":"I can’t beat sickipedia…","author":"taxicle","date":"November 24, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Though I try, and I try, and I try sickupedia.org","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1446,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/07\/try-this-scotland\/","url_meta":{"origin":1894,"position":1},"title":"Try This Scotland!","author":"taxicle","date":"July 26, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"When the time comes for your Independence referendum, everybody vote yes. To celebrate have a big party and blow all the oil money. Next day, think again. Have another referendum and rejoin the UK.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2415,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2016\/10\/hypnotherapy-no-try-hitlertherapy\/","url_meta":{"origin":1894,"position":2},"title":"Hypnotherapy? NO! Try Hitlertherapy!","author":"taxicle","date":"October 6, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"If you are ever feeling stressed, don't waste your time on that new fangled and failing fad hypnotherapy. Put a picture of Hitler on your wall and spend a few minutes screaming abuse at it. You stupid man! You can't do anything right! Can't sing, can't dance, can;t win a\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"129958-004-c9b8b89d","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/10\/129958-004-C9B8B89D.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2595,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2017\/12\/miserable-sinner-that-i-am\/","url_meta":{"origin":1894,"position":3},"title":"Miserable Sinner That I Am","author":"taxicle","date":"December 23, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Every day I try to be a netter person. And a better friend to all the people I know.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1573,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/09\/why-brake\/","url_meta":{"origin":1894,"position":4},"title":"Why brake?","author":"taxicle","date":"September 17, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Question: at 50mph it takes 80m to brake. How far will it take to brake if travelling at 200mph? Answer: don't brake. Keep going and try to get away with it.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1861,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2014\/06\/a-new-excuse-for-failure\/","url_meta":{"origin":1894,"position":5},"title":"A New Excuse For Failure","author":"taxicle","date":"June 13, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"If you fail your maths exam try this excuse: The answer to the first question was 10. That is my unlucky number and after that I was buggered.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1894"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1900,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894\/revisions\/1900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}