{"id":190,"date":"2011-02-05T10:57:56","date_gmt":"2011-02-05T10:57:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=190"},"modified":"2011-02-05T10:57:56","modified_gmt":"2011-02-05T10:57:56","slug":"big-sally-berkos-sad-wail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/02\/big-sally-berkos-sad-wail\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Sally Bercow&#8217;s Sad Wail&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nobody wants me, everybody ignores me, why can&#8217;t I be beautiful and slim and intelligent like a footballer&#8217;s wife, why am I stuck here in this mouldy old coffin like a speaker&#8217;s wife. Noone even knows my name, I am not stopped in the street like the supermodel I should be, I am beautiful, yes, yes, yes&#8230;.yes&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I know. I will pose nude in playboy, then the whole world will know what a sexy little number I am&#8230;Unlike my husband, who is very short&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nobody wants me, everybody ignores me, why can&#8217;t I be beautiful and slim and intelligent like a footballer&#8217;s wife, why am I stuck here in this mouldy old coffin like a speaker&#8217;s wife. 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