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With the cost of funerals soaring – now over \u00a33500 on average – poor people must be wondering how to rid themselves of their embarrassing dead relatives with the minimum of expense.
\nIt has been suggested they be buried in the garden or fed to the children, but the more squeamish will vomit at this.
\nHere then is a solution for the modern recycling era.
\nBody bins or body banks – like paper bins or bottle banks.
\nWhen one of your relatives dies, just seat them in the car for the journey to their final resting place at the local recycling centre, where you can throw them in and compost them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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