{"id":1998,"date":"2015-01-02T19:03:09","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T19:03:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/?p=1998"},"modified":"2015-01-02T19:03:09","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T19:03:09","slug":"dr-christopher-cook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/01\/dr-christopher-cook\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Christopher Cook"},"content":{"rendered":"

I get emails all the time from Doctors, Professors, Presidents, Prime Ministers and equally impressive sounding fradsters saying something like this:<\/p>\n

I’m Christopher Cook, During my search for a lesson teacher that would help in taking my son (Kenneth). During is stay in your location. I found your advert and it is very okay to me since you specialize in the area I’m seeking for him.\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0My son would be coming to your city before the end of this month for a period of time with his friend,<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0 I’ll like to know if you can help in taking him for the lesson? \u00a0just to keep him busy and refresh. Kenneth is 11 years old, So kindly let me know your charges per hour\/lesson in order for me to arrange for his payment before he travels down to \u00a0for the lessons to commence.<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0 \u00a0 He will be staying there for 2 weeks.<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0Please Reply back on:<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
(1). Your charges per 2 hours (3 times a week for 2 Weeks):starting from 10th January until 25th January 2015<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
(2) \u00a0Total Cost For 6 class\/12 hours lessons in 2 Weeks<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
(3). The Day and time you will be available to teach him During the week:<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Well am very happy that i see you as my son tutor and about your years of Experience there is no problem about the lessons, My son will be coming with his caregiver.<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 So there is no problem for the lesson to commence by next week, my son caregiver will be bringing him to your location for the lessons and you can teach him anywhere around you including the Library or your home if that is okay by you so i will like you to teach my son the best of you when he get to the city for the lessons.<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0 I will like you to email me with your schedule for the lessons,Please send me the name to be written on the check and \u00a0the address where the check should be mailed too. and send me your \u00a0phone number,mobile number. for the\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
check to your before leaving the state, by this week,\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0 I will be awaiting to read from you soon with your name and address.<\/b><\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
Best Wishes.<\/b><\/div>\n

They usually send a cheque for several thousand pounds that they want me to cash for them and forward the money via western union.<\/p>\n

Will see if I can string this one along.<\/p>\n

\n
\n
Dear Bill,<\/div>\n

so happy to receive your untuous fecilitatins.<\/p><\/div>\n

My charges are 40 lunar dollars per session and I am tasing the juice now.<\/p><\/div>\n

Please ensure that each time I see your son he has a selection of meats and jams.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I get emails all the time from Doctors, Professors, Presidents, Prime Ministers and equally impressive sounding fradsters saying something like this: I’m Christopher Cook, During my search for a lesson teacher that would help in taking my son (Kenneth). During … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-we","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1183,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/01\/some-agencies-charge-300-before-your-first-lesson\/","url_meta":{"origin":1998,"position":0},"title":"Some Agencies Charge \u00a3300 Before Your First Lesson","author":"taxicle","date":"January 30, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"I just rang a reputable tutoring agency (fleet-tutors) to see how much they would charge for a tutor with an MSc\/Phd to come to my house to teach me maths at Degree level. They wanted \u00a385 registration fee \u00a35 per lesson travelling fee if they have to spend longer than\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1851,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2014\/05\/the-magic-room\/","url_meta":{"origin":1998,"position":1},"title":"The Magic Room","author":"taxicle","date":"May 6, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"One of my students walked into a physics class with a very good calculator - a casio 991 es plus - and walked out with two. When he asked whose calculator he walked out with at the next lesson, noone claimed it. Must be a magic room. I told him,\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2028,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/02\/almost-thirty-pounds-for-a-cup-of-tea\/","url_meta":{"origin":1998,"position":2},"title":"Almost thirty pounds for a cup of tea","author":"taxicle","date":"February 17, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"In the house of commons pay \u00a327.50. The Ritz charges \u00a350.00. The most expensive though, is \u00a3180 at the Royal China Club restaurant. They are taking us for mugs.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1983,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2014\/12\/poor-people-cant-cook\/","url_meta":{"origin":1998,"position":3},"title":"Poor people can’t cook","author":"taxicle","date":"December 9, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Yes I can. I can cook beans, toast, and beans on toast.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1952,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2014\/10\/tim-cook-gay\/","url_meta":{"origin":1998,"position":4},"title":"Tim Cook Gay","author":"taxicle","date":"October 30, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"The head of Apple is gay. One day people won't have to make these announcements thst occupy the column inches and wate our time.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2444,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2016\/11\/make-hospital-patients-cook-their-own-food\/","url_meta":{"origin":1998,"position":5},"title":"Make Hospital Patients Cook Their Own Food","author":"taxicle","date":"November 27, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Too many people in hospital are old and fat and senile and cancerous. They are eating too much crap frankly. Make them make their own, healthy meals. Make them eat those meals. When they go home maybe they will stop eating the crap they are used too and start eating\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1998"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1999,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998\/revisions\/1999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}