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While he is incarcerated, so he can indulge his passion, and perhaps discover new delights, I am asking everyone to send all the cow dung, horse manure, dog poo and human wast etc they can find and send it to the British Home Office, Great Peter Street, London, labelled &#8216;Yo Mukka, give this to the cow dung man&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A British man has been arrested for rolling in cow dung. I am surprised to find this is illegal. 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