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If you earn anything less than a very large amount of money indeed don’t treat yourself to tea at the Ritz, where a cup will cost \u00a350. In fact, if the Ritz were the only place in london to get a cup of tea, you could spend all your money there, and starve yourself to death on two cups a day if you earned the average wage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you earn anything less than a very large amount of money indeed don’t treat yourself to tea at the Ritz, where a cup will cost \u00a350. 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