{"id":212,"date":"2011-04-25T19:46:12","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T19:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=212"},"modified":"2011-04-25T19:46:12","modified_gmt":"2011-04-25T19:46:12","slug":"tony-blair-and-gordon-brown-not-invited-to-royal-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/04\/tony-blair-and-gordon-brown-not-invited-to-royal-wedding\/","title":{"rendered":"Tony Blair and Gordon Brown not invited to Royal Wedding."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate to think of them lonely, bored, drinking alone&#8230;<br \/>\nI sent them this email.<br \/>\nDear Tony\/Gordon,<br \/>\nI know you must be disappointed at not going to the Royal wedding. Since you have nothing to do on Friday I am calling you to your public duty.<br \/>\nI am a member of the public and your duties on Friday will include:<br \/>\nCleaning the toilets<br \/>\nCleaning the bathroom<br \/>\nMowing the lawn<br \/>\nAsking the neighbours to keep the noise down etc etc.<br \/>\nPS Bring your wives. I can never get my underpants clean.<br \/>\nPPS Tony take that can of Skol Super Strength from your son. He will end up a roadsweeper and can start outside my house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate to think of them lonely, bored, drinking alone&#8230; I sent them this email. Dear Tony\/Gordon, I know you must be disappointed at not going to the Royal wedding. Since you have nothing to do on Friday I am &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/04\/tony-blair-and-gordon-brown-not-invited-to-royal-wedding\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-3q","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1841,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2014\/04\/please-shut-up-about-muslims-tony-blair\/","url_meta":{"origin":212,"position":0},"title":"Please shut up about Muslims tony blair","author":"taxicle","date":"April 24, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"There you go again talking about how Muslims are going to kill us all. 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