{"id":228,"date":"2011-07-06T09:29:31","date_gmt":"2011-07-06T09:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=228"},"modified":"2011-07-06T09:29:31","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T09:29:31","slug":"can-i-get-the-dirty-digger-to-talk-dirty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/07\/can-i-get-the-dirty-digger-to-talk-dirty\/","title":{"rendered":"Can I get the dirty digger to talk dirty?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those freedom fighters at The Sun like listening to all our private thoughts. I think we have a right therefore to listen to the thoughts of those same people. Naturally, working at The Sun, their thoughts are all of tits, bums and infidelity. I am awaiting a reply to this email.<\/p>\n<p>I dont have any advertising for you but I do have opportunities to journalista to talk dirty on the phone to other journalists. Pay rate is $100000000000000000 per hour, which reflects the extreme attractiveness of your rasping beer soaked voices and your love for the phrases &#8216;get em off darlin&#8217; and &#8216;what a lovely pair&#8217;. I would especially like to hear from the dirty digger himself. Some people have a fetish for senile old men who can&#8217;t keep their noses out of other people&#8217;s voicemail accounts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those freedom fighters at The Sun like listening to all our private thoughts. I think we have a right therefore to listen to the thoughts of those same people. 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