{"id":2321,"date":"2015-12-29T13:33:09","date_gmt":"2015-12-29T13:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/?p=2321"},"modified":"2015-12-29T13:34:43","modified_gmt":"2015-12-29T13:34:43","slug":"perverted-by-publicity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/12\/perverted-by-publicity\/","title":{"rendered":"Perverted by Publicity"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am not gey.
\nBit when I see Roger Federer, the greatest ever tennis player, father, good loser and all round good guy, I think about Roger Federer making kittens with cat – my great obsession.
\nI f Roger Federer were to make kittens with a Persian pussy it would be the union of two species, which vould produce the cutest little kitten ever, or maybe the greatest tennis player.
\nSo Roger, please impregnate the nearest available Persian Pussy and post the video on roger-cat-porn.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am not gey. Bit when I see Roger Federer, the greatest ever tennis player, father, good loser and all round good guy, I think about Roger Federer making kittens with cat – my great obsession. 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