{"id":2342,"date":"2016-01-26T13:49:05","date_gmt":"2016-01-26T13:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/?p=2342"},"modified":"2016-01-26T13:49:05","modified_gmt":"2016-01-26T13:49:05","slug":"when-paul-has-been-naughty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2016\/01\/when-paul-has-been-naughty\/","title":{"rendered":"When Paul Has Been Naughty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He is locked in the cupboard under the stairs.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/01\/paul.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2343\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2343\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2016\/01\/when-paul-has-been-naughty\/paul\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/01\/paul.jpg?fit=1000%2C1778&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,1778\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;GT-I9505&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1453813334&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.2&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;64&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.1&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"paul\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/01\/paul.jpg?fit=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/01\/paul.jpg?resize=640%2C1138\" alt=\"paul\" width=\"640\" height=\"1138\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2343\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/01\/paul.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/01\/paul.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/01\/paul.jpg?resize=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He is locked in the cupboard under the stairs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-BM","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1494,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/08\/lock-everyone-up\/","url_meta":{"origin":2342,"position":0},"title":"Lock everyone up","author":"taxicle","date":"August 19, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"That seems to be the attitude af the British authorities, trying ever harder to prevent the gush of revelations of their misdeeds from the whistleblower Edward Snowden. 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