{"id":2392,"date":"2016-06-20T12:47:19","date_gmt":"2016-06-20T12:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/?p=2392"},"modified":"2016-06-20T12:47:19","modified_gmt":"2016-06-20T12:47:19","slug":"umbrellas-ate-for-wimps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2016\/06\/umbrellas-ate-for-wimps\/","title":{"rendered":"umbrellas ate for wimps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heroes wear hats.<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/06\/IMG_20160620_134205.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2393\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2016\/06\/umbrellas-ate-for-wimps\/img_20160620_134205\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/06\/IMG_20160620_134205.jpg?fit=1944%2C2592&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1944,2592\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.4&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;KIW-L21&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1466430125&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;2.38&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;103&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.00065359477124183&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20160620_134205\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/06\/IMG_20160620_134205.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/06\/IMG_20160620_134205.jpg?fit=640%2C853&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/06\/IMG_20160620_134205.jpg?resize=640%2C853\" alt=\"IMG_20160620_134205\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2393\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/06\/IMG_20160620_134205.jpg?w=1944&amp;ssl=1 1944w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/06\/IMG_20160620_134205.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/06\/IMG_20160620_134205.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/06\/IMG_20160620_134205.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heroes wear hats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-CA","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2086,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/05\/lets-go-to-to-war-for-the-right-to-be-heroes\/","url_meta":{"origin":2392,"position":0},"title":"Let&#8217;s go to to war for the right to be heroes","author":"taxicle","date":"May 17, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"It is as good a reason as any. In the sea off Asia, boatloads of people are pushed back out to sea by navies that may end up firing at each other to avoid giving them refugee status. Hardly heroic is it? Navies should do better fighting each other for\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2041,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/03\/queen-set-an-examplw\/","url_meta":{"origin":2392,"position":1},"title":"Queen set an example","author":"taxicle","date":"March 3, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Jewelry is so tacky. It makes me think of primitive people decorating themselves with beads. We should melt down all our gold and make computers, give all our diamonds to industry etc. The queen could set a good example here, having more gold and diamonds than most of us. If\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2706,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2021\/03\/clear-swelling\/","url_meta":{"origin":2392,"position":2},"title":"Clear Swelling","author":"taxicle","date":"March 3, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/03\/IMG_20210303_161002-scaled.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/03\/IMG_20210303_161002-scaled.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/03\/IMG_20210303_161002-scaled.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/03\/IMG_20210303_161002-scaled.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/03\/IMG_20210303_161002-scaled.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/03\/IMG_20210303_161002-scaled.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":2712,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2021\/03\/hate-to-touch\/","url_meta":{"origin":2392,"position":3},"title":"Hate to Touch","author":"taxicle","date":"March 3, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/03\/IMG_20210303_160949-scaled.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/03\/IMG_20210303_160949-scaled.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/03\/IMG_20210303_160949-scaled.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/03\/IMG_20210303_160949-scaled.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/03\/IMG_20210303_160949-scaled.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/03\/IMG_20210303_160949-scaled.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":2026,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/02\/puberty-is\/","url_meta":{"origin":2392,"position":4},"title":"Puberty is","author":"taxicle","date":"February 15, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"A dizzying expansion of space.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1760,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2014\/01\/is-this-real\/","url_meta":{"origin":2392,"position":5},"title":"Is this real?","author":"taxicle","date":"January 16, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"A truly gigantic squid!","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2394,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions\/2394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}