{"id":2412,"date":"2016-09-08T20:04:47","date_gmt":"2016-09-08T20:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/?p=2412"},"modified":"2016-09-08T20:04:47","modified_gmt":"2016-09-08T20:04:47","slug":"animal-restaurants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2016\/09\/animal-restaurants\/","title":{"rendered":"Animal Restaurants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Would you go to a restaurant to relax stroking a cat?<br \/>\nThis is a new idea for a restaurant.<br \/>\nWhat about a restaurant where you stroke alligators. Or where you feed cats to alligators. A species of gorilla in Arfica is about to go extinct. Evacuate them to London where they can take up residence in a restaurant and people can pay to eat with them.<br \/>\nWhole species could be saved like this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you go to a restaurant to relax stroking a cat? This is a new idea for a restaurant. What about a restaurant where you stroke alligators. Or where you feed cats to alligators. 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