You could do worse than calll them ‘Paws’, ‘Claws’ and ‘Jaws’.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
You could do worse than calll them ‘Paws’, ‘Claws’ and ‘Jaws’.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-Ft","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":991,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/12\/disastrous-private-tutor\/","url_meta":{"origin":2571,"position":0},"title":"Disastrous private tutor!","author":"taxicle","date":"December 6, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Noone else wants to be the worst so I thought I might volunteer. It should the case that when you search for 'disastrous private tutor' on the internet you should get an actual private tutor. If you want to hire a disastrous private tutor (though I cannot guarantee that any\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1533,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/08\/no-future-for-taxi-drivers\/","url_meta":{"origin":2571,"position":1},"title":"No Future For Taxi Drivers","author":"taxicle","date":"August 27, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"In a surprisingly short time there could be no taxi drivers in London. Google could be sending driverless taxis all over the city in response to text messages from people wanting to go places. It will probably be for the worse, cos immigrants will find it hard to get a\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":426,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/12\/the-shittiest-webhosting-company-ever\/","url_meta":{"origin":2571,"position":2},"title":"The Shittiest Webhosting Company Ever?","author":"taxicle","date":"December 1, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Is cirtex. I have been experimenting on and off with video websites like youtube for a while, to host purely educational videos. There have been technical problems and I wanted to be sure of the script before I upgraded the server package, so I hosted theeducationchannel.info with http:\/\/www.cirtexhosting.com. They might\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2054,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/04\/shopping-trolley-list-of-shame\/","url_meta":{"origin":2571,"position":3},"title":"Shopping trolley list of shame","author":"taxicle","date":"April 22, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"The most abandoned shopping trolleys I see, in order, belong to: Assad sainsburys Tesco Worse, Asda do not have a freephone number to report them!","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2321,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/12\/perverted-by-publicity\/","url_meta":{"origin":2571,"position":4},"title":"Perverted by Publicity","author":"taxicle","date":"December 29, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"I am not gey. Bit when I see Roger Federer, the greatest ever tennis player, father, good loser and all round good guy, I think about Roger Federer making kittens with cat - my great obsession. I f Roger Federer were to make kittens with a Persian pussy it would\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2218,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/08\/somethings-are-tacky-stopping-them-is-worse\/","url_meta":{"origin":2571,"position":5},"title":"Somethings are tacky. Stopping them is worse","author":"taxicle","date":"August 10, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"I would not go into a theatre and film the play on my phone. It is tacky. It is worse though to put a stop to it by having security guards scan the audience for people filming the play on their phones. That is insulting.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2572,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2571\/revisions\/2572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}