{"id":2573,"date":"2017-11-09T21:19:23","date_gmt":"2017-11-09T21:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/?p=2573"},"modified":"2017-11-09T21:19:23","modified_gmt":"2017-11-09T21:19:23","slug":"the-oldest-prostitute-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2017\/11\/the-oldest-prostitute-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"The Oldest Prostitute In The World"},"content":{"rendered":"

GIVEAGRANNYABREAK!
\nWhen the moron Donald Trump visits the UK, The Queen will do her duty and treat him like a statesman, and nit the moron he in fact is.
\nI get really angry when I see the old gal brought out to welcome these foreign heads of state, many of them stupid and autocratic and undeserving.
\nMaybe the Queen can get a stand in. What about this one?
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