{"id":259,"date":"2011-08-08T11:55:11","date_gmt":"2011-08-08T11:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/?p=259"},"modified":"2011-08-08T11:55:11","modified_gmt":"2011-08-08T11:55:11","slug":"mr-madiba-is-useless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/08\/mr-madiba-is-useless\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr Madiba is Useless"},"content":{"rendered":"

My life is full of problems, and when I came across Mr Madiba on a card in a London phonebox, I thought all my problems were solved. Written on the card was
\n Mr Madiba<\/p>\n

FROM BIRTH A GIFTED AFRICAN SPIRITUAL HEALER AND ADVISOR<\/p>\n

No matter how difficult your problem is there is a solution to it. Problem concerning black magic, love voodoo, sexual impotency, business transactions, exams and court cases. I can help reunite you with your loved ones, split unwanted relationships and gambling. For all your problems Mr Madiba is the answer, no dissapointment.<\/p>\n

\"50274_2227626670_9544_n\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Wow I thought. I rang him. The conversation went,
\nCan I book a ticket for China for less that \u00a310?
\nzdnglzakeng
\nCan you arrange for Angelina Jolie to fall madly in love with me?
\nclvjuoiahfui
\nCan you add some zeros to my bank balance?
\nreityqiofhio<\/p>\n

Only nonsense having been extracted, I told him, ‘You have no points’.
\nMy problems continue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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