{"id":2633,"date":"2018-08-01T12:33:29","date_gmt":"2018-08-01T12:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/?p=2633"},"modified":"2018-08-01T12:33:29","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T12:33:29","slug":"piss-in-the-shower-to-be-green","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2018\/08\/piss-in-the-shower-to-be-green\/","title":{"rendered":"Piss in the Shower to be Green!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And if you want to be REALLY green, piss in the kettle!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And if you want to be REALLY green, piss in the kettle!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-Gt","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1804,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2014\/03\/i-win\/","url_meta":{"origin":2633,"position":0},"title":"I win!","author":"taxicle","date":"March 13, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"I always win. When I transferred my phone service to virgin in February I was surprised to receive a letter from talktalk to tell me I had agreed a 24 month contract for their tv service, especially surprised since I don't watch tv. I hate to let slip an opportunity\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1190,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/02\/we-are-a-green-company\/","url_meta":{"origin":2633,"position":1},"title":"We are a green company","author":"taxicle","date":"February 2, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"And so we have stopped using plastic bags, petrol, artificial fibres, nuclear materials and hazardous chemicals in all our lessons. We never used them anyway, but now feel the need for some totally useless green credentials.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1560,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/09\/be-a-green-consumer-if-it-doesnt-work-take-it-back\/","url_meta":{"origin":2633,"position":2},"title":"Be a Green Consumer &#8211; If it Doesn&#8217;t Work Take it Back","author":"taxicle","date":"September 8, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Manufacturers will be forced to investigate why their products break down if they are forced to feel the pain of having to give refunds. In the end, it will be a greener world.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2526,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2017\/08\/black-is-the-new-green\/","url_meta":{"origin":2633,"position":3},"title":"Black is the New Green","author":"taxicle","date":"August 29, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"I didn't think Africans cared much about the environment. The typical African city is a horrible dusty smoky messy place. But lo! Kenya has just banned the plastic bag. FULL STOP!! No Production, no selling, no use, no importing, no use. And the are not the first. Rwanda has also\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1662,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/11\/dont-get-between-me-and-my-conscience-mukka\/","url_meta":{"origin":2633,"position":4},"title":"Don&#8217;t get between me and my conscience mukka","author":"taxicle","date":"November 21, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Cos if you think australia\/USA\/Canada is green I will cut you down If you say Africa is a Victim of rascism you will lose If you say Iran has no right to nuclear weapons I will see if I can afford to buy one and send it to them, by\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2458,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2017\/01\/mottinghams-lovely-railway-station\/","url_meta":{"origin":2633,"position":5},"title":"Mottingham&#8217;s Lovely Railway Station","author":"taxicle","date":"January 19, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"The staff at my local railway station have gone to some trouble to make it look green and homely. Every station should look as nice.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/01\/mottingham-station.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/01\/mottingham-station.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/01\/mottingham-station.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/01\/mottingham-station.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/01\/mottingham-station.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/01\/mottingham-station.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2634,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2633\/revisions\/2634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}