{"id":2703,"date":"2021-03-02T23:36:27","date_gmt":"2021-03-02T23:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/?p=2703"},"modified":"2021-03-02T23:36:39","modified_gmt":"2021-03-02T23:36:39","slug":"the-average-iq-of-a-security-guard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2021\/03\/the-average-iq-of-a-security-guard\/","title":{"rendered":"The Average IQ of a Security Guard"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Is 80 &#8211; which makes them subnormal. Getting 4 of them together doesn&#8217;t give them a total of 320.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is 80 &#8211; which makes them subnormal. 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