{"id":289,"date":"2011-08-24T09:51:51","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T09:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=289"},"modified":"2011-08-24T09:51:51","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T09:51:51","slug":"revolutionary-new-diet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/08\/revolutionary-new-diet\/","title":{"rendered":"Revolutionary New Diet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ice. Eat lots of it.<br \/>\nIce is cold. Brrrrrrrr!<br \/>\nWhen you eat it your body has to melt it, then heat it. Takes a lot of energy. Energy from fat.<br \/>\nTo melt 1 kg of ice takes 334000J and to heat it to body temperature takes 154660, a total of 488660 J.<br \/>\nI kg of human fat contains 37700000 J .<br \/>\nTherefore to burn up 1 Kg fat you could consume 77 Kg ice. Do this every day and you will be slim in no time.<\/p>\n<p>A better diet than the one that involves you vaporising food and inhaling it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ice. Eat lots of it. Ice is cold. Brrrrrrrr! When you eat it your body has to melt it, then heat it. Takes a lot of energy. Energy from fat. To melt 1 kg of ice takes 334000J and to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/08\/revolutionary-new-diet\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-4F","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1727,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/12\/baby-cheaper-than-chicken\/","url_meta":{"origin":289,"position":0},"title":"Baby Cheaper Than Chicken","author":"taxicle","date":"December 20, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"A baby in Kenya has just been sold for \u00a37, cheaper per kg than you can buy chicken in the UK. 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