{"id":309,"date":"2011-09-05T18:29:33","date_gmt":"2011-09-05T18:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=309"},"modified":"2011-09-05T18:29:33","modified_gmt":"2011-09-05T18:29:33","slug":"tony-blair-one-step-closer-to-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/09\/tony-blair-one-step-closer-to-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Tony Blair one step closer to God!"},"content":{"rendered":"

By becoming godfather to Rupert Murdoch’s children, he has moved a little bit closer to becoming the supreme being. When that baby looks up at the world statesman and international jetsetting author and peacebringer (as if), you can bet he is thinking how much like a god the great man is.
\nSo here is a strategy for the ex PM to become an actual god, while not inflicting himself on anyone anymore. He can become godfather to every baby in the world. By attending every christening at which this happens, he will become to busy to do anything else.
\nEventually he will be godfather to every living human, becoming for want of any other one word description that he would make up himself, a god.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By becoming godfather to Rupert Murdoch’s children, he has moved a little bit closer to becoming the supreme being. 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