{"id":327,"date":"2011-09-26T21:59:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-26T21:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=327"},"modified":"2011-09-26T21:59:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T21:59:00","slug":"labour-party-to-close-universities-densation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/09\/labour-party-to-close-universities-densation\/","title":{"rendered":"Labour party to close universities sensation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In an attempt to replace the Tories as the stupid party, the labour party is to<br \/>\n1. Close half of British universities and force student doctors etc back into the fields where they will be made to grow rice. <br \/>\n2. Give all our money to the Greeks so they can afford to holiday in Britain and save the British economy.<br \/>\n3. Force all UK dentists to spend a day polishing ed miliband&#8217;s new teeth.<\/p>\n<p>Guess which of above is about to become labour party policy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In an attempt to replace the Tories as the stupid party, the labour party is to 1. Close half of British universities and force student doctors etc back into the fields where they will be made to grow rice. 2. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/09\/labour-party-to-close-universities-densation\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-5h","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":330,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/09\/british-labour-party-to-ban-everyone-it-does-not-like\/","url_meta":{"origin":327,"position":0},"title":"British Labour Party to Ban Everyone it Does Not Like","author":"taxicle","date":"September 27, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"If for instance, a journalist says, 'everyone in the labour party is a bunch of pufters', they will be banned from being a journalist. *****Imagination runs riot*****Any blog that says ed miliband is a castrato will be taken off the internet. 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