{"id":337,"date":"2011-09-30T06:32:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-30T06:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=337"},"modified":"2011-09-30T06:32:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-30T06:32:00","slug":"i-thought-he-wad-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/09\/i-thought-he-wad-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"I thought he was dead&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ali Dezai, top policeman and victim of a persecution campaign of the metropolitan police in London, sacked, libelled, jailed and crucified, has survived the attentions of his colleagues and is to be reinstated As a policeman. What shouts of joy there will from his colleagues now that the man they had sent to jail is to walk amongst them again, pissing in their tea and crapping in their curry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ali Dezai, top policeman and victim of a persecution campaign of the metropolitan police in London, sacked, libelled, jailed and crucified, has survived the attentions of his colleagues and is to be reinstated As a policeman. What shouts of joy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/09\/i-thought-he-wad-dead\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-5r","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1197,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/02\/i-cant-tell-that-policeman-from-a-dead-baby\/","url_meta":{"origin":337,"position":0},"title":"I Can&#8217;t Tell That Policeman From a Dead Baby!","author":"taxicle","date":"February 4, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"The British police have, it seems, as part of their undercover disguises, been impersonating dead babies, nappies and all. I can imagine what a pathetic figure they must have cut, tottering through a doorway guarded by heavies and shotguns, into a drinking and gambling den, a dead baby holding a\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}