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Eat your own brain and post the video on youtube. Sell everything and give the money to the moonies (except for my fee). Walk around the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2010\/10\/if-you-are-american-and-want-a-tutor\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-z","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1062,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/12\/please-doctors-save-my-brain\/","url_meta":{"origin":35,"position":0},"title":"Please Doctors Save My Brain!","author":"taxicle","date":"December 26, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"I don't know what I may die of one die but my brain is the most important part, so please doctors whatever you do, SAVE MY BRAIN!","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":816,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/10\/mp-banned-for-driving-without-a-brain-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":35,"position":1},"title":"MP Banned For Driving Without a Brain","author":"taxicle","date":"October 27, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"And without an MOT or any insurance too. 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