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Knocked down in the street By a car.\u00a0 Nobody in the car knew the basics of first aid. While they were jumping up and down killing her with ignorance, I wondered why they weren’t running for some liquid aid. In her position, with people rushing around eager to hear my last request, I would want gin, cigarettes and dancing girls.
\nHope someone can use her clothes. She was pretty big.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Knocked down in the street By a car.\u00a0 Nobody in the car knew the basics of first aid. While they were jumping up and down killing her with ignorance, I wondered why they weren’t running for some liquid aid. 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