{"id":366,"date":"2011-10-22T19:07:34","date_gmt":"2011-10-22T19:07:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=366"},"modified":"2011-10-22T19:07:34","modified_gmt":"2011-10-22T19:07:34","slug":"yo-greeks-will-you-do-any-of-this-for-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/10\/yo-greeks-will-you-do-any-of-this-for-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo Greeks! Will You Do Any of These for Money?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want the whole country to strip and moon the Germans.<br \/>\nI will donate $100 to pay your debts for every million people that do this.<\/p>\n<p>Before your houses and businesses are repossessed, you can burn them down, running around them all the time whooping and hollering as if you were burning a banker.<br \/>\nFor every 1000 people that do this I will donate a bottle of whiskey.<\/p>\n<p>I hate the Russians. Will you invade Russia for me? For every 10,000 Greeks that die I will make a TV advertisement praising your sacrifice and asking for donations from the generous British public.<\/p>\n<p>I have emailed this offer to the Greek Ambassador in London.<br \/>\nI eagerly await his reply.<\/p>\n<p>And here it is!!!!!!!<br \/>\nThank You for your submital Request.<br \/>\nFrom the Greek Embassy in London UK.<\/p>\n<p>No doubt they are debating this through the night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want the whole country to strip and moon the Germans. I will donate $100 to pay your debts for every million people that do this. Before your houses and businesses are repossessed, you can burn them down, running around &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/10\/yo-greeks-will-you-do-any-of-this-for-money\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-5U","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":512,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/02\/yo-ayatollah-i-want-to-betray-my-country\/","url_meta":{"origin":366,"position":0},"title":"Yo Iranian Ayatollah, I want to betray my country","author":"taxicle","date":"February 18, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Yo, man in a turban and long white sheet, I live in England. 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You will be world famous and people will never forget you. For your efforts I will donate my old underpants to charity.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":382,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/11\/sod-you-then\/","url_meta":{"origin":366,"position":2},"title":"Sod You Then","author":"taxicle","date":"November 1, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Those ungrateful Greeks are displaying total ingratitude for all the money thrown at them and are to vote on whether to be bailed out at all. It seems they will vote no and seem determined to bring the whole European edifice crashing down about the Germans and French. 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