{"id":383,"date":"2011-11-01T14:07:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-01T14:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=383"},"modified":"2011-11-01T14:07:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-01T14:07:00","slug":"church-asks-city-banker-to-find-anti-capitalist-squatters-guilty-of-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/11\/church-asks-city-banker-to-find-anti-capitalist-squatters-guilty-of-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"Church Asks City Banker to Find Anti &#8211; Capitalist Squatters Guilty of Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With God on their side, the Church of England had hired an angel banker of capitalism to find the protestors outside St Paul&#8217;s cathedral guilty of just about everything and in league with the devil. <br \/>\nNo doubt, while he is on the job, he will also find his wanker friends (spelling mistake) innocent of grand theft and fraud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With God on their side, the Church of England had hired an angel banker of capitalism to find the protestors outside St Paul&#8217;s cathedral guilty of just about everything and in league with the devil. No doubt, while he is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/11\/church-asks-city-banker-to-find-anti-capitalist-squatters-guilty-of-everything\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-6b","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1885,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2014\/06\/come-on-chelsea\/","url_meta":{"origin":383,"position":0},"title":"Come on Chelsea","author":"taxicle","date":"June 28, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Chelsea Clinton that is. 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