{"id":408,"date":"2011-11-19T21:26:40","date_gmt":"2011-11-19T21:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=408"},"modified":"2011-11-19T21:26:40","modified_gmt":"2011-11-19T21:26:40","slug":"sepp-blatter-says-rascist-football-players-should-shake-hands-and-be-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/11\/sepp-blatter-says-rascist-football-players-should-shake-hands-and-be-happy\/","title":{"rendered":"Sepp Blatter says Rascist Football Players Should Shake Hands and Be Happy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bugger that!<br \/>\nRascist football players should be part of a breeding experiment conducted in public view to see the grotesque offspring of men with balls but no brains.<br \/>\nHere are two likely candidates.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/11\/soccer-players-kissing.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"409\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/11\/sepp-blatter-says-rascist-football-players-should-shake-hands-and-be-happy\/soccer-players-kissing\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/11\/soccer-players-kissing.jpg?fit=350%2C478&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"350,478\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"soccer-players-kissing\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/11\/soccer-players-kissing.jpg?fit=350%2C478&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/soccer-players-kissing-219x300.jpg?resize=219%2C300\" alt=\"\" title=\"soccer-players-kissing\" width=\"219\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/11\/soccer-players-kissing.jpg?resize=219%2C300&amp;ssl=1 219w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/11\/soccer-players-kissing.jpg?w=350&amp;ssl=1 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 219px) 100vw, 219px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately I wasn&#8217;t there to witness conception.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bugger that! Rascist football players should be part of a breeding experiment conducted in public view to see the grotesque offspring of men with balls but no brains. Here are two likely candidates. Unfortunately I wasn&#8217;t there to witness conception.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-6A","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2216,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/08\/most-people-think-they-are-better-than-average\/","url_meta":{"origin":408,"position":0},"title":"Most people think they are better than average","author":"taxicle","date":"August 8, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Most drivers think they are better than the average driver. 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