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You are reading the blog of someone who once worked with someone who went to school with someone who had a cousin who once went out with Kate Bush, so SOD OFF SUCKER!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a student, one summer I worked as a binman. One of the other binmen went to school with someone who had a cousin who once went out with Kate Bush. 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