{"id":512,"date":"2012-02-18T12:12:42","date_gmt":"2012-02-18T12:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=512"},"modified":"2012-02-18T12:12:42","modified_gmt":"2012-02-18T12:12:42","slug":"yo-ayatollah-i-want-to-betray-my-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/02\/yo-ayatollah-i-want-to-betray-my-country\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo Iranian Ayatollah, I want to betray my country"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yo, man in a turban and long white sheet,<br \/>\nI live in England.<br \/>\nI want to sell my country to you. Since we are historic enemies, you will probably give me a lot of money.<br \/>\nI need at least $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000<br \/>\ncos I promised to pay off the Greek national debt if the Greeks would go into the street and all moon the Germans (they are so desperate now they might well do it), so I need to insure myself.<br \/>\nWaiting for reply.<br \/>\nPlease email back with your offer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yo, man in a turban and long white sheet, I live in England. I want to sell my country to you. Since we are historic enemies, you will probably give me a lot of money. I need at least $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/02\/yo-ayatollah-i-want-to-betray-my-country\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-8g","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":366,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2011\/10\/yo-greeks-will-you-do-any-of-this-for-money\/","url_meta":{"origin":512,"position":0},"title":"Yo Greeks! Will You Do Any of These for Money?","author":"taxicle","date":"October 22, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"I want the whole country to strip and moon the Germans. I will donate $100 to pay your debts for every million people that do this. Before your houses and businesses are repossessed, you can burn them down, running around them all the time whooping and hollering as if you\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1675,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2013\/11\/a-question-for-gchq\/","url_meta":{"origin":512,"position":1},"title":"A Question for GCHQ","author":"taxicle","date":"November 28, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Just sent thjs message to the spies bugging us all YO DICK AM I ON YOUR TERRORIST WATCHLIST? Please let me know in case I need to sell everything and flee the country. 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