{"id":537,"date":"2012-02-28T13:11:26","date_gmt":"2012-02-28T13:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=537"},"modified":"2012-02-28T13:11:26","modified_gmt":"2012-02-28T13:11:26","slug":"will-the-british-police-give-me-a-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/02\/will-the-british-police-give-me-a-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Will the British police give me a car?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Rebecca Brooks, corrupt ex newspaper editor can have a police horse, can I have a police car?<br \/>\nIf you haven&#8217;t any cars, can I have a helicopter or a police launch?<br \/>\nIf you don&#8217;t have any of these can you saddle up one of your dumb plods to carry me? Slow but better than nothing.<br \/>\nWhen you send him make sure he brings a bridle, spurs and whip.<br \/>\nSomeone has to make the police realise they can&#8217;t take us for a ride.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Rebecca Brooks, corrupt ex newspaper editor can have a police horse, can I have a police car? If you haven&#8217;t any cars, can I have a helicopter or a police launch? If you don&#8217;t have any of these can &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/02\/will-the-british-police-give-me-a-car\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-8F","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":480,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/01\/police-made-me-tie-up-my-car-with-string-before-they-would-let-me-drive-it\/","url_meta":{"origin":537,"position":0},"title":"Police Made Me Tie Up My Car With String Before They Would Let Me Drive It","author":"taxicle","date":"January 12, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"My car is pretty basic I know. 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