{"id":550,"date":"2012-03-03T21:17:14","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T21:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=550"},"modified":"2012-03-03T21:17:14","modified_gmt":"2012-03-03T21:17:14","slug":"supernatural-justice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/03\/supernatural-justice\/","title":{"rendered":"Supernatural Justice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How natural it seems that the British Prime Minister, supreme friend of News International  should be found to have ridden a horse that the corrupt London police gave to the corrupt editor of the News International Newspaper, &#8216;News of the World&#8217;?<br \/>\nThe questions now are:<br \/>\n&#8216;What sex was the horse?&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Did the British Prime Minister commit bestiality with said horse?&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Who will be the first to publish a photograph, if any, of the offspring?&#8217;<br \/>\nReally, I think we should be told.<br \/>\nGod knows, one day this bastard child of the British Prime Minister and a horse may find itself sitting in the House of Lords, where it may influence any laws on the legality of bestiality between lawmakers and horses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How natural it seems that the British Prime Minister, supreme friend of News International should be found to have ridden a horse that the corrupt London police gave to the corrupt editor of the News International Newspaper, &#8216;News of the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/03\/supernatural-justice\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-8S","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":537,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/02\/will-the-british-police-give-me-a-car\/","url_meta":{"origin":550,"position":0},"title":"Will the British police give me a car?","author":"taxicle","date":"February 28, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"If Rebecca Brooks, corrupt ex newspaper editor can have a police horse, can I have a police car? 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