{"id":704,"date":"2012-09-11T16:43:19","date_gmt":"2012-09-11T16:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=704"},"modified":"2012-09-11T16:43:19","modified_gmt":"2012-09-11T16:43:19","slug":"spit-to-get-your-edexcel-english-gcse-grade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/09\/spit-to-get-your-edexcel-english-gcse-grade\/","title":{"rendered":"Spit to Get Your Edexcel English GCSE Grade!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Noone believes in Edexcel anymore. I thought I would design a more reliable method of grading gcse English students. Here it is! SPIT at the screen. The splat you hit determines your grade. If you don’t hit a splat you get to retake – and you can retake as many times as you want to get the grade you need!
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Noone believes in Edexcel anymore. I thought I would design a more reliable method of grading gcse English students. Here it is! SPIT at the screen. The splat you hit determines your grade. 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