{"id":710,"date":"2012-09-14T16:53:27","date_gmt":"2012-09-14T16:53:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=710"},"modified":"2012-09-14T16:53:27","modified_gmt":"2012-09-14T16:53:27","slug":"first-topless-drawing-of-kate-middleton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/09\/first-topless-drawing-of-kate-middleton\/","title":{"rendered":"First Topless Drawing of Kate Middleton"},"content":{"rendered":"

It is probably illegal in the UK to publish topless photographs of our future old bag.
\nHere though is quite possibly a world exclusive! the first drawing in the world of a topless Kate Middleton!
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It is probably illegal in the UK to publish topless photographs of our future old bag. 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