{"id":743,"date":"2012-09-26T21:27:07","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T21:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astarmathsandphysics.com\/tutor_profiles\/paul_smith\/paul_smiths_blog\/?p=743"},"modified":"2012-09-26T21:27:07","modified_gmt":"2012-09-26T21:27:07","slug":"smiths-solution-to-global-warming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/09\/smiths-solution-to-global-warming\/","title":{"rendered":"Smith&#8217;s Solution to Global Warming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Starts with tables.<br \/>\nCut all the trees down and make them all into tables.<br \/>\nThen plant more trees, cut them all down and make them into chairs.<br \/>\nPlant more trees, cut them all down and make them into log cabins.<br \/>\nThen plant more trees and let them live so that dogs have something to wee against.<br \/>\nAll the tables, chairs, log cabins and trees that we have spared will lock up all the carbon and put an end to global warming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Starts with tables. Cut all the trees down and make them all into tables. Then plant more trees, cut them all down and make them into chairs. Plant more trees, cut them all down and make them into log cabins. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2012\/09\/smiths-solution-to-global-warming\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Wm4j-bZ","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2281,"url":"https:\/\/astarmathsandphysics.com\/blog\/paulsmith\/2015\/10\/will-the-ocean-ever-boil\/","url_meta":{"origin":743,"position":0},"title":"Will the ocean ever boil","author":"taxicle","date":"October 31, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Global warming is accelerating. 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